what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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