have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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