So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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