operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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