Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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