He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Randomize
