at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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