We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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