we're blogging at a bar
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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