And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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