Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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