I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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