who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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