I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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