We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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