I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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