A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We are two peas in an std pod
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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