Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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