You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
the night ended with taco bell and tears
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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