we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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