You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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