everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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