Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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