if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Randomize
