cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
