I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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