fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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