I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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