I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
My life is pants optional.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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