Nicole vs. Life
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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