Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Jerry, you need to find god
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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