i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Alive.
So much puke
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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