Christians are straight up FREAKS
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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