We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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