She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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