i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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