This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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