Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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