You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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