i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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