Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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