i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Randomize
