You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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