i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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