Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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