i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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