We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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