I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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