No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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