I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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