I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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