The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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