One girl and one boy is just not enough.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
handjob tips. give me some.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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