He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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