I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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