So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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