Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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