So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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