Sponge bath it is.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Randomize